- Sergeant? Why's that?

-- Those badges on that shirt that you've borrowed... If they catch you with this, it's a free ticket for the gallows.

-- Oh! What difference could it make?

-- Come on! It's not stamped "U.E." on your face... Give yourself at least a chance, just take them out.

- Have you cooked my breakfast? ;)
-- Hern did... What were you going to believe?