-- Ouch! Have I slept long?
- At least four hours.

- What are you doing?
-- I'm preparing a soup with the remaining pheasant. You must be hungry. Aren't you?

- Yeah, but first I have to pee.
-- Uh, yes... Don't go too far.

-- I haven't asked, do you feel better?
- Not really!... But, could you please look somewhere else?