- Uh... The Remington was given to me when I joined the army.
--- What army?

- Well, the United States Army.
-- What? You were a soldier and this Remington is the weapon that you were given? Can you tell me when exactly you received it?

--- At the beginning of the civil war, when I enlisted.
- The civil war of... 1860!?

- It was in 1861... But no matter. Do you know the way home?

-- I'm afraid there is none. Instead, why not tell us how you got here?